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Boy: Come at me bro! Me: Why would anyone want to come at you!
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posted October 9, 2013 at 7:57am UTC tagged with
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I love that really cute thing you do when I text you and you dont text back for an hour.
In school the other day: teacher: is the glass half full or half empty? friend: can i drink the water? me: ahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! me: *falls on floor*
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