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Any size pizza can be a personal size if you're lonely enough

Any size pizza
can be a personal size if you're lonely enough

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posted February 15, 2014 at 5:50pm UTC tagged with mhmm, dontjudge, funny

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*Me every other year* Alone on Valentine's day again. Bummer. *This year* Guy: Hey do you want to go out to eat on valenti... Me: Could you not.
I don't even have to try to be funny to make people laugh. All I have to do is tell them about my week. Because my whole life is joke.

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