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_abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz 1 decade ago

I'm gonna get so much about this. This is not to every cheerleader, my best friend is a cheerleader. I just thought of it, because some cheerleaders are b.i.t.c.h.e.s. So don't take it personalllly.

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posted June 25, 2009 at 10:07am UTC tagged with funny

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Yesterday, my best friend called me crying. I instantly asked he what was wrong. She stuttered and then replied, "..Everything that's been going on and then some. I just can't take it anymore, I needed to cry. But please, don't tell anyone. I know I should not even have to ask that of you, but I'm not supposed to cry, I don't want anyone to know." I said without thinking, "Honey, you can cry all you want. You, dear, are my hero. I live up to you. Seeing you like this, it hurts, but you are strong. And how hard you're crying, it shows that you've been holding it in for just that much longer, and that's strong if anyone's ever seen strength."
Today, I was in the car with my dad. We saw a car pull down a steap driveway, and then park right in the middle of the driveway. My dad, wide-eyes, said, "Wow, that guy's daring." I yelped at him to stop the car, and when he did; I got out. I, not- so-causiously, walked over to that car. I saw that the driver of the vehicle was a woman. When I knew my dad was close enough to hear, I said, "Hi. I'm sorry to bother you, but my father and I were just driving, & we saw you park on that hill. My dad just assumed that because your driving skills were so good, that you were a man. So, yes, I just wanted to show him that girls can to anything boys can do. See dad?" She then smiled and winked at me, got in her car, and then (: drove off doing 70MPH. Yeah, dad, I thought so. (: * *True story(:

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We met in kindergarten. We were best friends. She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why. I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it. She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny. We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper, "I like your eyes." One day, I was playing basketball, waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me. Suddenly, I got a phone call. It was her mom. She was in a panic. I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like, "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!" I had no clue what happened, so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on. I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive. I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere. Then I saw her, Kelsey. My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her. "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying. I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it. Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away, the main source of blood coming from her head. I went to the hospital that night, I went every night. in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it. The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused. It was all my fault. If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her, she wouldn't be going through this. It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up. On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open. "Kelsey?" I called. She wasn't quite awake yet. Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside. I did, for a few hours. One of the doctors finally came out saying, "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?" "Yes," I whispered. He bit his lip. "She woke up, she's fine, but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss." "Are you serious?" I almost shouted. "I'm afraid so." I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't. I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again. "You can go see her if you want, but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom." I walked in, trembling in horror. I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept. I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again. I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out. Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered, "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."
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