Celeb Quote #964325
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Me Watching Twilight... Edward: I'm gonna take you to my place

Me Watching Twilight...

Edward: I'm gonna take you to my place tomorrow
Me: oh God

Bella: no bed?
Me: O THANK GOD!

Bella: what were your friends saying about "the Cullens dont come here"?
Jacob: you heard that huh?
Me: well they said it outloud

Edward: Bella this is Esme my mother for all purposes
Emmet: (waves knife in backround)
Me: ooo a bloodthirtsy vampire waving a giant knife at you, thats not scary

Me Watching The New Moon Trailer...

Edward: your my only reason to stay alive
Me: THEN WHYD YOU LEAVE HER B****!!!

Edward: this is the last time youll ever see me
Me: well shes gonna save your life in italy so your technactly lieing...LIER!

Jacob: (comes up shirtless)
Me: (faints)

Laurant: you are just so mouthwatering
Me: thats what she said...

Bella: JAKE RUN!
Me: YEA JAKE RUN!!
Jacob: (tranksforms into giant wolf)
Me: or turn into a really cool werewolf...either one...