I wonder if this was all a part of the UK's plan.
THEN:
UK: Fine, take you're d*mn freedom. Just wait a
couple hundred years and your future leaders will be going
mental.
US: Haha 'eff you. Your tea is in the
harbor anyway b*tches. DEUCES!
NOW:
US: Oh my gosh! Why was I born here? Why
can't we have Cher Lloyd, Ed Sheeran, One Direction, Little
Mix, Olly Murs, Adele, Tom Daley, and all of those beautiful
people? Why?!
UK: Haha take that, a**holes