BadLuckBrian16
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Joined: June 12, 2012
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user id: 308011
Joined: June 12, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 308011
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I did NOT come up with these. There's a profile on twitter that made these up. I take NO credit. They were really funny so I thought I'd share with you guys.
I am not trying to hurt anyone with these jokes, i'm sorry if you are offended by these. If you comment on them and would like me to take a quote down, I will gladly do so.
Credit to :
https://twitter.com/#!/ItsBadLuckBrian
I am not trying to hurt anyone with these jokes, i'm sorry if you are offended by these. If you comment on them and would like me to take a quote down, I will gladly do so.
Credit to :
https://twitter.com/#!/ItsBadLuckBrian
Quotes by BadLuckBrian16
Doesn't forward chain mail.
Murdered in his sleep.
Murdered in his sleep.
Buys a snapback.
His back snaps.
His back snaps.
Shows girl his
tractor.
She doesn't think it's sexy.
She doesn't think it's sexy.
Gets a fish.
It drowns.
It drowns.
Gets a stripper.
Only takes off her glasses.
Only takes off her glasses.
Checks himself.
Still wrecks himself.
Still wrecks himself.
Gets new crayons.
RoseArt.
RoseArt.
Looks both ways.
Hit by parked car.
Hit by parked car.
Goes out to celebrate his 21st
birthday.
Designated driver.
Designated driver.