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Sheldon Cooper Quotes #48
Sheldon: Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock!
Sheldon Cooper Quotes #47
Leonard: What are you doing?
Sheldon: Trying to get the hair out my eyes.
Leonard: Sheldon, You are only day late for your haircut.
Sheldon: Thank you for captioning my nightmare.
(I just realized Sheldon Cooper quotes 18 and 19 are the same
so here is a bonus quote to make up for it!)
Sheldon: At my age do you know how I'm statistically most likely
to die?
Leonard: At the hands of your own room mate?
Sheldon: An accident.
Leonard: That's how I'm going to make it look.
Roses are red,
That part is true,
But voilets are purple,
Not f*ckin blue.
That part is true,
But voilets are purple,
Not f*ckin blue.
Sheldon Cooper Quotes #46
Sheldon: Do these sound like castanets to you?
Leonard: The box says 'kitchen'.
Sheldon: So? Do cocaine smugglers write
'cocaine' on the box?
Sheldon Cooper Quotes #45
Sheldon: Pay no attention to the man in the bed.
Sheldon Cooper Quotes #44
Sheldon: We're gonna have to stop at Pottery Barm on our
way to work, I bought these Star Wars sheets, but they
turned out to be much too stimulating to be compatible
with a good nights sleep. I don't like the way
Dath Vader stares at me.
Sheldon Cooper Quotes #43
Sheldon: Instead of titanuim centrifuge, my parents bought
me-- Wow, this is hard. They got me a motorized dirt bike.
Penny: *sarcastically* No!
Sheldon: What 12 year old boy wants a motorized dirt bike!?
Penny: All of them!
Sheldon Cooper Quotes #42
Sheldon: I'll have a diet Coke.
Penny: Can you please order a cocktail? I need to practise
mixing drinks.
Sheldon: Fine, I'll have a virgin Cuba Libre.
Penny: That's.. rum and Coke without the rum.
Sheldon: Yes, and would you make it diet?
Sheldon Cooper Quotes #41
Sheldon: Good night. And if there's an apocalypse, good luck.
Sheldon Cooper Quotes #40
Sheldon: The mean Indian lady tried to make me eat lamb.