Katewiinshoes
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We are all in this together.
Everyone has cried, wether it be
over a boy, family, or friends.
We have all have had fights.
We all have arguments with others.
Every teenage girl has or will start
their inconvienient period, & i dont
think anyone, particularily likes it !
We all will have a broken heart
at one point, and we all will move
on. Everyone has felt alone at one
point, but faught their way through
the day, month, year ect.
We are all going to go through the
same things, wether we are
a part of the popular's, or not.
We are not alone.
you can blame this all on me.
love will find its way in.
<3
together,
let's not ask why it's not right,
you wont be seventeen
forever
and we can get away with this
tonight.
---seventeen forever
that is why you close your eyes when you
** kiss, cry, or dream. **
is just a grain of sand and what you've been out
there searching for forever is in your hands, Oh,
and when you figure out love is all that matters
after all, oh it sure makes everthing else, seem
*** so small. ***
So small----Carrie Underwood
Blonde
Joke:
money.
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on
an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her
to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her
10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one
of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not
answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could
not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the
Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde
asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down
the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking
up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous
air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally,
angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the
lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your
question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
--She got stabbed in a shoot-out.
--She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
--She told me to meet her at the corner of 'walk' and 'don't walk'.
--She tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.
--She tried to drown a fish.
--She thought a quarterback was a refund.
--She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
--If you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back.
--They had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
--Under 'education' on her job application, she put 'Hooked On Phonics.'
-She tripped over a cordless phone.
--She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
--At the bottom of the application where it says 'sign here', she put 'Sagittarius.'
--She asked for a price docket at the Dollar Store.
--If she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.
--She studied for a blood test... and failed.
--She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
--She thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
--She thought she needed a ticket to get on Soul Train.
--She sold the car for gas money.
sheep.
Once upon a time there was a blonde with long hair, blue eyes, she was sick of all the blonde jokes.
One day, she decided to get a make over, so she cut and dyed her hair.
She also went out and bought a new convertible.
She went driving down a country road and came across a herd of sheep.
She stopped and called the sheepherder over.
"That's a nice flock of sheep.", she said.
"Well thank you.", said the herder. "Tell you what. I have a proposition for you.", said the woman.
"Okay.", replied the herder.
"If I can guess the exact number of sheep in your flock, can I take one home?", asked the woman. "Sure.", said the sheepherder.
So, the girl sat up and looked at the herd for a second and then replied, "382".
"Wow.", said the herder. "That is exactly right.
Go ahead and pick out the sheep you want to take home."
So the woman went and picked one out and put it in her car.
Upon watching this, the herder approached the woman and offered, "Okay, now I have a proposition for you".
"What is it?", queried the woman.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair... can I have my dog back?"
Should i add more? comment me (;
car trouble.
Two blondes lock thier keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car
while the the other one watches. Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!"
The other blonde replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".
should i make more? comment me (;