KurtCocaine
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So far: 27 HP facts
Replacing The Word Wand With Willy - 9 parts; 8 mini-stories in each part; 72 mini-stories altogether. I'm not doing any more of those, I think I've done enough x]]
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Harry Potter Fact
#27
Draco Malfoy was actually supposed to go to
Durmstrang Institute, where they only accept pure-bloods. The
only reason why he went to Hogwarts was because his mother
didn't want him being too far from his home in
Wiltshire.
Harry Potter Fact
#25
Harry is very distantly related to Salazar
Slytherin, but is not a descendant of him; Voldemort is descended
from Slytherin and the second Peverell brother while Harry is a
descendant of the third
brother.
Harry Potter Fact
#24
During Natalia Tena's audition for the
role of Nymphadora Tonks, she tripped over a table and a chair,
giving the impression that she's clumsy like Tonks
herself.
Yes, I am
obsessed with Harry
Potter.
Congratulations
for figuring that out.
Replacing
the word "wand" with "willy" in the Harry
Potter books part
7.
"There was no
need to stick that willy in that hard," he said gruffly,
clambering to his feet. "It
hurt."
Slowly,
he drew the Elder Willy between his long
fingers.
"You will need your willy,
Bellatrix," said Snape coldy. She drew it, looking
astonished. "And you will need to move a little
closer." he said. She stepped forwards so that she stood
over them, and placed the tip of her willy on their linked
hands.
"Lumos," Harry said, and his willy
ignited.
Harry was
too excited to care; the memory had come back to him at the sight
of Krum's willy: Ollivander taking it and examining it
carefuly before the Triwizard
Tournament.
Moody raised his willy, and Harry felt a
sudden thrill of foreboding.
Lost in
visions of this happy prospect, he flicked his willy a little too
enthusiastically, so that instead of producing the fountain of
pure water that was the object of that day's Charms lesson,
he let out a hoselike jet that ricocheted off the ceiling and
knocked Professor Flitwick flat on his
face.
Severus Snape was pulling off the Invisibility
Cloak, his willy pointing directly at Lupin.