Happy 65th birthday to my wonderful
Pop(Kevin) <3
I'm not asking for faves or anything, but I would like to
tell everyone how insperational my Pop is...
On his 13th birthday, his father, John (Jack for shot) woke him
up to tell him '' Happy birthday'' and that he
loved him, my Pop said ''Thank you'' and that he
loved him too. Him and his family were staying at a holiday house
on a beach for his birthday, His father, John, was fishing with
his friend, so they could have fish for my Pop's birthday
dinner. So John and his friend were fishing when a tidal wave
came, they ran, but it was too late, the wave had dragged John to
the bottom of the ocean, left to drown. His friend tried saving
him, but he was no-where to be seen... After the death of his
Father, he was terrified, and now has a fear of water beuase the
same thing could happen to a loved one of his. At only 13 my Pop
was forced to look after his two sisters while his mother had
several jobs, and was having mental problems... My Pop taught me
how to be strong, when he told me this, I expected him to cry,
but he didn't . When his Mother died, I expected him to be
weak, but he stayed strong. <3
I love you Pop. <3
And R.I.P John, 52 years
today. </3
this made
me pee my pants. read it, it's worth
it
A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a
long flight.
The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get
one over on them easily.
So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun
game.
The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely
declines and tries to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of
fun...."I ask you a question, and if you don't know the
answer, you pay me only $5.00. Then you ask me one, and if I
don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00," he
says.
This catches the senior's attention and, to keep the lawyer
quiet, he agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance
from the Earth to the Moon?"
The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket,
pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the senior's turn. He asks the lawyer,
"What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with
four?"
The lawyer uses his laptop to search all references he can find
on the Net.
He sends E-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no
avail.
After
an hour of searching, he finally gives up.
He wakes the senior and hands him $500.00. The senior pockets
the
$500.00
and goes right back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the
senior up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three
legs and comes down with four?"
The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5.00, and
goes back to sleep.