Cat's Diary
Day 983 of My Captivity
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre
little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meant,
while the other inmates and I are fed harsh or some sort of dry
nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly
clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep my
strength up.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream
of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on
the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless
body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their
hearts, since this clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However,
they merely made comments about what a “good little
hunter” I am. B*******!
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of
my tormentors by weaving around his feet while he was walking. I
must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced the other prisoners hear are flunkies and
snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly
released, and seems more than willing to return. He is obviously
retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him
communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain he reports
my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for
him in an elevated cell, so he is safe…for
now.