UnicornHorn

Cleverbot: Throws a lion at you. Me: Throws water at you. Cleverbot: Throws jesus at you.

Edger Allen Poe is so dirty.
Today I was in class reading one of his stories for an assighnment, and came across this,

"I put in a dark lantern, all closed, all closed, so that no light shone out, I trust in my head you would laugh to
see how cunningly i thrusted it in! I moved it slowly, so that I might not disturb the old mans sleep.

Lmao.
Loss for words.