adorkable250

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Quotes by adorkable250

Secretly hating "that" girl
who has 30 likes on her
profile picture.
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  The past,when you were angry with someone, you FOUGHT them.

Now you just DELETE them off Facebook



That'll teach 'em to f*ck with you.

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Since childhood I had a crush on him,
Every day he would come over to play with my brother and I
He was pretty much perfect...
Extremely ATTRACTIVE and quite a charmer
I thought I would be marrying him at some point.
Years later, I found myself crying.
He had found someone else...

I guess all the good ones are gay.
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daughter: mom, what's a hickey?
mom: You know, just when someone sucks on your neck...
daughter: oh, did you ever get one as a teen?
mom: Yeah, I wasn't a COMPLETE prude...

lol, thanks mom. Good to hear.
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