alannajmiller

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Joined: June 3, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 179839

Quotes by alannajmiller

Me: Why Am I Still Single?
Brain: Your Wierd.
Body: Your Fat.
Face: Plus Your Pretty Ugly.
Me: Thanks Guys. This Is Why.
Food: Im Here For You.
Me: FML...
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the thing about zombies. they eat brains.

in that case your safe.
  


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Does Anyone Else
smell the scent trail people leave when they walk by. 
 i know im creepy, but i know im not alone.
♥
 
 
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 Im Proud Of My Heart
It's Been 
Played,
Stabbed,
Cheated,
Burned, and Broken,
but somehow, it still works.
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i am over him, i truly am, but everytime i see you, my heart drops and i begin to remeber the times when we had something, but now... we are completely nothing... and i cant take it. 
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Does Anyone Else
 Look at phone to find the time, turn off the phone, and totally forget why you looked at you phone.
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Things Parents Don't Understand
No, I dont have a boyfriend so DON'T ASK ME! T r u s t  m e i will be the
  (: happiest :) person in the world when i get a boyfriend, and you will be able to tell... 

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Things Parents Don't Understand
If im on my period, don't talk to me, don't look at me, don't think of me, don't even make eye contact with me. The things i will say to you to make you leave me alone will get me IN TROUBLE.

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Things Parents Don't Understand
I can't tell you why im upset, or else you'll have to find out everything i did to lead up to this moment. The actions are not the most approproate, and little goody two shoes actions you think they would be. Im NOT innocent

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  Fake A Smile- Hurt Yourself      
 Fake A Frown- Hurt Others
 


 


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