bballstar5695

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Quotes by bballstar5695

 Guy : babe, smd

 Girl : Why can't you be more romantic?
 


Guy : Babe, smd in the rain.
 

 
 



 When people come over,

and your mom suddenly

becomes the nicest

woman in the world


 

 
 


Why I wear thick,fluffy socks:

1%comfort 1%warmth 

98% increased ability to slide across floor like a fricken ninja on an invisible surf board

 


 Pretending to care about a teachers personal life,

 to waste time in their class


 


 
    


   
 If people could read my mind,
I'd get punched in the face a lot







 


 You've been a bad boy...

go to my room..


 

 








 I'd rather beat my remote to make 

it work than change the batteries


 
 

 


That awkward moment when
you start reading an ad cuz you think it's a quote

The guy who discovered milk. What was he doing with the cow and why did he decide to drink it?