When people come over, and your mom suddenly becomes the nicest woman in the world
Why I wear thick,fluffy socks: 1%comfort 1%warmth 98% increased ability to slide across floor like a fricken ninja on an invisible surf board
Pretending to care about a teachers personal life, to waste time in their class
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That awkward moment when you start reading an ad cuz you think it's a quote
The guy who discovered milk. What was he doing with the cow and why did he decide to drink it?