deathdream47

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Joined: July 1, 2011
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Quotes by deathdream47

90% of people
marry their 7th - 12th grade love.
♥
Since you have read this,
you will be told good news tonight.
If you don't repost this,
im happy to hear this!
your worst week starts now
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Dear Spider,
You are tiny. I am a great big person. I am a grown up. I can handle this. You are tiny. I am a great big pe- OMFG IT MOVED!!!
Sincerely, my neighbors thought I was being murdered.
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Dear O.J.,
Thanks for the advice!
Sincerely, Casey Anthony.
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Dear girls at my school,
School is for education, not prostitution.
 
Sincerely, put your boobs away.
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Dear teacher,
Please stop moving my seat in class. I will talk to whoever I sit next to, I promise.
Sincerely, chatty Kathy
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Dear "Employees Must Wash Hands" sign,
Shouldn't you be an "Everyone Must Wash Hands" sign?
Sincerely, disgusted.
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Dear person I dislike,
It's not that I hate you, it's just that if you were drowning and I had an extra oxygen mask, I would use it to blow bubbles instead.
Sincerely, anonymous.  º
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Dear girl trying on clothes at the mall,

  If you have to ask "Does this top make me  look slutty?" you probably already know the    answer.

Sincerely, Me.
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Dear scholarships,
We only make up 15% of the world population, so that makes us a minority, right?
Sincerely, left-handed.
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Dear boys,

    Please find new ways to break my heart.   
I'm running out of ways to put it into a song.
 
Sincerely, Taylor Swift.
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