dezi196

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Joined: October 30, 2010
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Quotes by dezi196

 
That awkward moment when Nelly is trying to get his usher on.

                                                                                           ~mine~

 
 
 
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Am I the only one...
 who flips through every page in a magazine
instead of using the table of contents.
 

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Pretending to listen to what your parents are saying then not knowing what they asked you to do later.
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"Hey I had this dream and you we it!"
"Really what happened?"
"Nothing much you just died."
"Oh that's nice."

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Don't you hate it how when you're about to leave the house you feel like you're forgetting something then when you actually leave you remember what it was?
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Today I got dragged to the mall by my mom then I saw this mannequin and decided to get a closer look at the outfit and when I was about to touch the shirt the mannequin moved. My mom came over and started yelling at me for touching strangers clothes it was actually a lady.

MLIA 

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It took me 206 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop!!

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My little sister is trying to show me she's cool by singing the alphabet, it's been 8 minutes and she's still not done.

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