futurepresident
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Im Elli. Im 14. I love harry potter, maximum ride and the Chocolae Chip Cookie Murder Series!
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fake friends & real friends.
FF: Never ask for food.
RF: Are the reasons you have no food.
FF: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
RF: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FF: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
RF: Would sit next to you saying "Dang ... we messed up ... but man that was fun
FF: Never seen you cry.
RF: Have a wet shoulder from your tears
FF: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
RF: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
FF: Know a few things about you.
RF: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FF: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
RF: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.
FF: Would knock on your front door.
RF: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FF: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you.
RF: Will knock them out.
FF: Will read this.
RF: Will steal this, just like I did
choose your friends wisely
Not mine but i really love it! :)
at my school who would that be?
oh right,
thats me!!!
♥♥♥♥♥
not my format♥
Format by Sandrasaurus
The Awkward moment when...
You are babysitting and the kid is watching a tv show you used to watch and you still know every word to the theme song
♥
I saw this on a
port a potty. . .
Were number one
in the #2 bussiness
:-)
nmf
Rise and shine
is really code for...
Rise and whine
nmf
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Playing lazer tag and my bff
calls out...
"I am a giant phone, on
vibrate!"
<3
nmf
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There is this 3 year old I babysit...
At after hearing "G 6" his new favorite song is...
"Like a Cheese Stick"
I love this kid
<3
nmf
The feeling of disapointment
when you know you r quote will be a top quote
and it doesn't get a single fave
*****
I love the
feeling
of a new pair of socks
before they have ever been washed
<3
*****
Format by Sandrasauras
Boy: At
last I can hardly wait!
Girl: Do you want to leave me?
Boy: No, don't you even think about it!
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course, always!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No, why are you asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get.
Girl: Will you slap me?
Boy: Heck no, are you crazy?
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Darling!
After Marriage read backwards
nmf