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mental health hotline
.
-if you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly.
-if you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
-if you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
-if you suffer from paranoid schizophrenia, we know who you are and what you want. stay on the line so we can trace your call.
-if you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mothership.
-if you are hearing voices, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
-if you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press. No one will answer anyway.
-if you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696.
-if you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound button until a representative comes on the line.
-if you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmother's maiden names.
-if you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 911.
-if you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep. or before the beep. or after the beep. please wait for the beep.
-if you have short term memory loss, please try you call again in a few minutes.
-if you have low self esteem, please hang up. all our representatives are busy.
-if you have obsessive compulsive disorder, press 1 repeatedly.
-if you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
-if you have multiple personality syndrome, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
-if you suffer from paranoid schizophrenia, we know who you are and what you want. stay on the line so we can trace your call.
-if you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mothership.
-if you are hearing voices, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
-if you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which button you press. No one will answer anyway.
-if you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696.
-if you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound button until a representative comes on the line.
-if you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's and grandmother's maiden names.
-if you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 911.
-if you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep. or before the beep. or after the beep. please wait for the beep.
-if you have short term memory loss, please try you call again in a few minutes.
-if you have low self esteem, please hang up. all our representatives are busy.
I have
no regrets.
just many, manylessons learned.
just many, manylessons learned.
anuptaphobia.
the fear of being single.
the fear of being single.
livelaughlove©
i never
thought in a million years i would
find someone so amazing && completely
perfect, someone that would make me
happier than i have ever dreamed of
being in my life, someone who would
give me
a whole new reason to
breathe
-------------------------» like you do to
me.
fight for the things you love,
love the things worth fighting for.
love the things worth fighting for.
i wanted to tell you all of my
secrets.
but instead... you kinda... sorta...
became one.
but instead... you kinda... sorta...
became one.
love
does
not begin and end
the way we seem to think it does.
love is a battle.
love is a war.
love is...
growing up..
the way we seem to think it does.
love is a battle.
love is a war.
love is...
growing up..