hollistercutiee

| WHY IS IT THAT |
the evening news begins with "good evening"
and then proceed to tell you why it isn't ?

| DISTANT RELATIONSHIPS SUCK |
my room is so far away from the kitchen. /:

| FLYING |
is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and
| MISS |

YOUR NOT DRUNK IF

you can lie on the floor
without holding on

LAST NIGHT
i lay in bed looking up
at the stars in the sky,
 and i thought to myself,

CHILDREN
in the dark cause accidents
ACCIDENTS
in the dark cause children.

to steal ideas from one person is plagiarism
to steal from many is research

HE WHO LAUGHS LAST
probably does not get the joke

i dream of a better tomorrow
where chickens can cross the road
and not be questioned about their motives

why do people say
no offense
when their about to offend someone?