katelynx38

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Joined: May 1, 2009
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Quotes by katelynx38

 "Are you a virgin?"

"NO,
life f*cks
me
EVERYDAY."
 

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what does a nosey pepper do?
getjalapeño business!



 
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if women ruled the world 
there would be no 
wxaxrxs
just a bunch of jealous countries
not talking to one another  

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g u y s   a r e   l i k e  t r e e s .
 they take 50 years to grow up.




shootforthestarsxo
 

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&I wish
they had phones in heaven
so you can talk to the

people you miss

nmq*


 

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Giving an archaeologist a tampon
And asking what period it's from.

nmf/q
 

Format by Sandrasaurus

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SMART GIRLS OPEN THEIR MINDS                            

easy girls open their legs
                  
»»»and foolish girls open their 

                  hearts ♥


n m q n m f

 

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If I'm on a date & it's bad,

I'm just gonna stand up & say, 
"I'm an actor, they're all actors, & you're on MTV's Disaster Date!"

& RUN out.

nmf nmq

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95% of the teen population would go
into panic if One Direction were
on top of a  -building-  about to jump
I    would    be    a    part   of   that   5%
that   would   bring   popcorn,     soda
------------>           and a folding chair



nmq/nmf
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