loveizzy

Status:
Joined: August 26, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 327559
Location: Long Island, New York
Gender: F
15. owner of a pair of boobies. yearning for a thigh gap and flat stomach. who else?
Twitter: @LIZZIE_MCguire1
Instagram: @loveizzy
Youtube: www.youtube.com/user/lovelylucy526?feature=mhee
Tumblr: izzybridget.tumblr.com

http://ask.fm/loveizzy

loveizzy's Favorite Quotes

How to p.iss off the passenger sitting next to you on the plain:

1.Take out your laptop from your bag
2.Open it slowly and carefully
3.Log in it
4.Make sure he/she is watching you the moment you do it
5.Go to the internet
6.Close your eyes for a while, open your eyes and then look up just for a while(make sure he/she is still watching)
7.Take a deep breath and go to this site (with the speakers on):

http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8.Look at his/her face

xDDD P.R.I.C.E.L.E.S.S.

                       
                      i bet the reason there's only 1 moon is because if there were 2 moons then it ould look like bo
'obs were
                              floating in the sky and everyone would be too ho
'rny to live and all the humans would just die
 
me: shut up!
person: make me
*sexual tension*

Whenever I listen to Marina & The Diamonds, I either want to curl up in a
ball and eat ice cream while crying about my feelings or I want to put on my cutest dress and red lipstick and stab my enemies through the heart with my high heels. There is no inbetween.
fave for a honest opinon on your profile

Welcome to America, where women are welcome to engange in lesbian
p.ornography for men's sexual pleasure. But God forbid they want to get married.
My mom is crying because she accidentally hit a turtle while driving
So now we're having a funeral...for the turtle. 



If you've ever...

Got your period while wearing white pants,

let us cry together.
Sneezed while you put on mascara,
let us cry together.
Spent 30 minutes on a math problem and found out you copied it down wrong,
let us cry together.
Thought up on ways to start a conversation with your crush and then have them log out right when you start typing,
let us cry together.
Gotten your period on your birthday,
let us cry together.

Not recieved your acceptance letter to Hogwarts,
let us cry together.
Had someone go through and like all of your sixth grade photos,
let us cry together.

Had to pee while tons of people are talking outside your stall,
let us cry together.



 

I just told my mom I died at birth and I've been a ghost the entire time, just
growing and manifesting into the daughter she'd lost and she's like, "Well, please go to the light because I am tired of your sh.t."

 





one day, we're talking;
ALMOST LIKE HOW WE USED TO.  THE NEXT DAY? I FEEL LIKE WE'RE COMPLETE STRANGERS.