mirandadinoto

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Joined: February 15, 2013
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user id: 350282
Gender: F

Quotes by mirandadinoto


My talents include

taking my bra off

without taking my

shirt off.
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me: I can't eat anymore I'm full.

food: eat me.

me: ok
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I really hate it whe

I'm twirling my pen

and I accidentally let

go of it and it flies

halfway across the

globe.
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person: do you want to hang out

me: i have to ask my mom

me: *doesn't ask her*

me: she said no
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do you ever just stare at your homework and cry ?
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I don't trust poeple who smile before 9AM.
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my mom: you can't stay online forever

me: is that a challenge?
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me: omg I'm so sleepy. when i get home i will sleep forever.

at home: *goes on witty*

me: what's sleep
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I don't know if people are checking me out or shocked at how ugly I am.
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there are mean parents,

and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night.
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