queenceyrene
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I'm at Payne
phone trying
to Paul home
all of my Zayn I've spent on
Lou.
Bear hazza
times gone?
Harry it's all wrong,
where are the all of the plans we Zayn for Lou
If Harry ever after did
exist,
Niall would still be holding Lou like
this.
Most of these fan fictions
are full of sh*t, one more Zux like fanfic I'll be
sick
Now i'm at a Payne
Phone
Fans:
Harry Potter fan: I
wanna go to Hogwarts!
Percy Jackson
Fan: I've always wanted to go to
Camp Half Blood
Hunger Games fan: I'm
fine...
What to do before I die.
If asked which child is yours while standing by a playground at the park, reply with, "I haven't decided yet..."
Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle. Drink it in public.
Go to IKEA. Hide in wardrobe. When someone opens wardrobe yell "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!"
Change iPod name to "Titanic." Download new songs. Be amused by the fact that the Titanic is syncing.
Put sign on door that reads "Dumble."
Dress up in a chicken costume. Cross the street.
Change name to Frank. Start every sentence with "I'm going to be Frank..."
Steal friend's phone. Change your contact name to "Nature." Call friend.
Buy a turtle. Name it "The Speed of Light." Tell everyone that I can run faster than "The Speed of Light."
Go to Burger King and order a Big Mac. Insist on having it "your way."
Never say stop when the people at Olive Garden grate cheese over your meal.
Find out if woodchucks can chuck wood
Buy angry birds stuffed animals. Walk around town throwing them at people.
Go into a bank wearing a ski mask. Complete a normal transaction. Leave as if nothing is wrong.
Find a bruised apple on the shelf. Give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?"
Go trick-or-treating on April 1st
Find fat lady. Ask her to sing
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
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#77
the crusty stuff you
get in the corner of
your eyes when you
wake up is remnant of
your dreams.
the color tells about
how your dreams
were.
yellow means you
dreamt about
love.
brown means you
dreamt about
death.
green means you
dreamt about
wealth.
colorless means you
dreamt about
fame.
black means you
dreamt about
nothing.
and i saw a hot guy.
so i pulled out a sharpie,
walked over to him,
and said,
"can i test my sharpie on you?"
he shrugged so i took his arm,
wrote my number on it, and walked away.
i got a text a few minutes later saying,
"i think it works."
You
brought
C
O
L
O
R
S
into
my
life
Alex: What do you mean sort of your
cousin?
Matt: Shes adopted.
Alex: So you could date her.
Matt: Yeah.
Alex: Do you want to?
Matt: No.
Alex: Would you care if I did?
Matt: No.
Alex: So I can?
Matt: I'm warninq you, she has a mouth.
Alex: Good. It makes it easier to kiss.
Leqacy of Lies - Elizabeth Chandler x3
It matters...
- ALEX GASKARTH -