skinny
friend: omg I wish I was skinny
smart friend: omg I only got a B+ athletic friend: omg I wish I could run not single friend: omg I hate my boyfriend
popular friend: omg people always want to hang out with
me me:
me:
me:
me:
me: sobs
mom:
ok you wait in line i forgot to get the milk me: ok
me:
me:
me:
me: mom where are you please me: mom please the line is moving fast me: mom i cant breathe where are you it's almost our
turn employee: next me:
employee:
me: faints
Everyone:
Are you okay Everyone: You look mad Everyone: You look sad Everyone: You look tired Everyone: Are you mad at me Everyone: What happened Me: ITS MY FACE