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my boyfriend showed me this. **22 reasons to date a dirtbiker:








my boyfriend showed me this.


**22 reasons to date a dirtbiker:
1. we are good with our hands
2. we can go for long periods without taking a break
3. we like to get dirty
4. we can take a pounding
5. we like to go fast
6. once we fall down we get right back up
7. we are ready to go after a quick fuel up
8. skill is definite
9. our timing is perfect
10. protection doesnt slow us down
11. They Always Go Big
12. They Never Give Up
13. They Never Mind Getting A Little Dirty
14. They Have Great Stamina
15.They Always Ride Hard
16.They Have No Fear
17.They Always Ware Protection
18. They Know All The Tricks
19. They Are Never Scarred To Get Rough
20. They Always Have Better Stories
21. They are always in the attack position.
22. We can change positions in mid air..

I'm in luck (;

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posted January 12, 2011 at 9:27pm UTC tagged with funny

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