Today my parents announced they wanted to have another baby.

Today my parents announced they wanted to have another baby.  In order to do so they had to... make the baby..
I'm downstairs with my 10 year old brother and he says:

"You know what I'm going to do? Get my Halloween candy and put a bunch of wrappers on the floor and when Momma comes down and says,

"Why are you eating all that candy?"

I'm going to say,
"What?  You were giving Daddy sugar."
 

Sorry it's not pretty (: