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ppl who tawk ike dis make me want to smack them WITH A DICTIONARY
ppl who tawk ike dis
make me want to smack them
WITH A DICTIONARY
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make me want to smack them
WITH A DICTIONARY
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posted December 30, 2011 at 12:10am UTC tagged with funny
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- Holding On Sequal to Meant To Be Title Idea Credit: sundaerules (follow her!) Chapter 13 *Sophia* "Sure you're going to do alright?" asked my mom before i headed off to school. "I'll be fine! I made up all the homework, i'm caught up," i said, reassuring her. "I'm not talking about the school work and you know it," she said, squeezing my shoulders. "Nobody is going to say anything, people aren't that mean," i lied. My mom raised her eyebrows, "Yeah ok. But you call home if anyone does. Got that?" I nodded and headed outside into the spring air. It was April now and here in northern California it was warming up, finally no more snow. Yes i know you're probably tihnking snow in California? It was true, i lived at the very northern tip of California so yes, we did get snow. Anyway, enough with the weather lesson and back to the story known as my life. I climbed on the bus and took a seat near the back, by myself. I couldn't wait to get my license next month, no more bus! 15 minutes later the bus stopped in front of Slutton High. It look intimidating. I took a deep breath and got off. As i strolled through the halls to my locker i did notice people doing a double take, and not because i looked good. I heard whispers. "She's back." "Didn't she go mental?" "I thought she died." and many others. My eyes opened when people said they thought i died. What kind of rumors were swirling around here? I finally reached my locker and just as i put my bag in there my friends raced up behind me. I nearly screamed until i saw it was them. I laughed, "You guys! I scare easily!" "That's right. Blondes scare easily," said Leah, giggling. We started talking until i saw Ethan making his way towards me. "I need to go," i said, grabbing my books and taking off in the opposite direction. *Ethan* I needed to talk to Sophia. I spotted her at her locker being crowded by her friends, she was laughing and smiling. So beautiful. I started towards her, her blue eyes locked with mine and her expression changed from happy to frightened. She didn't look mad, she looked scared. She quickly grabbed her books so i sped up my pace. Sophia took off in the opposite direction and i tried to keep up with her but her friends blocked my way. "Don't even talk to her," said Marnie. "Please, i just need to clear the air," i begged. "She doesn't want to hear from you," said Addie. "Besides, you're girlfriend is waving to you," said Marnie. I turned to see Lizette waving at me. "Lizette isn't my girlfriend!" i roared. "Keep telling yourself that. But Sophia thinks you guys are done," said Leah. "Come on girls, we don't need to waste time talking to this loser." I watched them go and felt a dainty hand rest on my shoulder. "Who cares about her or her friends?" i heard Lizette say with her soft, sensual voice. "I do," i said, shrugging her hand off and storming down the hall.
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