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Random things I wanna tell ya: You can actually bite your finger

Random things I wanna tell ya:

You can actually bite your finger off, as easily as it is to bite a carrot. There is something in your brain, telling you not to eat your finger, which stops you xD

When you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

If you’re a seahorse (I hope you’re a human...), the male gives birth.

A catfish has over 27,OOO taste buds.

There are 158...yeah that’s right, 158 verses to the Greek national anthem.

Each year, more people are killed by donkeys than by plane crashes.

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GleekyChic 1 decade ago
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i like how you refenced it to a carrot. A directioner would get it :)
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EveryonesBeautiful45678 1 decade ago
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lmfaooo i legit LOLd to this
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Bubble_Bunny615 1 decade ago
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i wud like but i dont wanna ruin a perfecct 800 faves :)
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macjohnson8 1 decade ago
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Male seahorses don't give birth. The female lays the egg, and the male holds it in a pouch until it hatches.
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Litoudaki 1 decade ago
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I'm Greek and I didn't know that :P
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n_kitty 1 decade ago
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o_o donkeys....????
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lovehimmorethanwords 1 decade ago
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Your heart doesn't stop when you sneeze.

http://www.loc.gov/rr/scitech/mysteries/sneeze.html
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---* 1 decade ago
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the last 1 was funniest XD
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live_breath_swim8 1 decade ago
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i know all the verses to the Greek national anthem :D
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ericaa05 1 decade ago
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im 100% greek, and i didn't even know there was more than 5 verses...lol
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Breeze 1 decade ago
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I think the female seahorses still make the eggs but then they put them into the males for safe keeping or something. I don't know. I just heard that once.
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MaiiEeeShaSha 1 decade ago
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I tried biting my finger off after reading this. I am now scarred for life thanks to my braces. YAAAY.
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xjaseyrae 1 decade ago
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can i be a seahorse. i don't wanna give birth.
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SoccerLover345 1 decade ago
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My heart most have stopped a lot today...
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whateveryousay1234 1 decade ago
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I know this girl, well my freind knows this girl.. She had like problems mentally & she bit off her thumb.
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Emacy 1 decade ago
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omg. Don't judge my seahorseyness!
You know my name, not my story
-dramatic look-
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Hannahmorgan13 1 decade ago
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hahahah donkeys they are mean
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soccerfreak99 1 decade ago
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lol and i actually know those 158 verses of the anthem -_- thats sad
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hellokitty1252 1 decade ago
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haha, silly donkeys
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Viri* 1 decade ago
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i tried number one... epic fail isint true lol not that i was trying to bite my finger off
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posted April 5, 2012 at 5:11pm UTC tagged with funny

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