Funny Quote #5620495
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Mom hands me phone to answer Me: Hello? Telemarketer: Hello,

*Mom hands me phone to answer*
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you-Nevermind have a nice day, goodbye.

My mom's reaction=priceless.

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30 Comments

KnockOut 1 decade ago

Y'all need to get a life not including squishy (btw I love ur qoute)

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squishy 1 decade ago

Hey JasminJawbreaker pull your head out of your . you didn't make up this quote bacause i found it forever ago and saved it to read when i need a laugh. and no it wasn't your quote it was on stumbleupon. and every single one of you who just wrote "jocked" needs to really think and ask yourself "have i ever stolen a quote?" if the answer is no then you are either never posted a quote, you are a liar, or you are the most creative person i know. and last thing:learn what jocking is. jocking is when you just copy and paste the code and repost it

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bella5296 1 decade ago

totally jocked....js.

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KnockOut 1 decade ago

Hey people come on here to give out qoutes and not feel judged isn't that why y'all are on witty you know some people take this crap seriously and omg look another suicide wow I never saw that coming maybe they should've had a witty account o wait he/she did

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SandraaMeow 1 decade ago

bro , any way to make it more jocked ? like, gt real here.

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SkinnyJeans1113 1 decade ago

completely jocked

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wowlover817 1 decade ago

jocked.

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xxhixhaterxx 1 decade ago

Way to steal this, kid.

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xtarynx3* 1 decade ago

If your going to copy a quote you should at least put nmq or ur gunna get some haters just sayin

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[deleted] 1 decade ago

jocked

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lifexinxmusicx 1 decade ago

idc if this is jocked or not, its a hilarious quote that i have honestly never seen before.

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Bellatrix1303 1 decade ago

Just gonna state the obvious...jocked.

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fearless12xoxo 1 decade ago

We realize this is jocked everybody!!! thanks for letting the world know 5678987654 times!! seriously calm down people!

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totallynotacat* 1 decade ago

This is the second time I seen my quote reposted this week. It bothers me because it did actually happen to me. It's on my profile word for word. .___. I even used my all my exes' names. I appreciate people reposting without giving credit.
I'm not angered solely by you, but by anyone who didn't credit me. ,_,

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LucilleLove2 1 decade ago

omg that was hilrious

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squishy 1 decade ago

Alright guys let's get one thing straight. I'm not gonna lie and say this happened or that i made it up. but honest to god i didn't find this on witty. i found it on stumbleupon and i thought i would bring a little joy into your day. thanks for ruining mine. love you guys (i need a sarcasm font)

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hayXitsXyourXlove 1 decade ago

this is jocked but i love it

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NeverForgetYourBeauty 1 decade ago

i was gonna say this is jocked, but i hate it when people di this. but forreal? word-for-word jocking? idk what witty is coming to. but i'm not trying to hate. just bothers me, that's all. sorry. ):

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