Most People: Oh yeah, this summer i went to DisneyLand, Florida,

Most People: Oh yeah, this summer i went to DisneyLand, Florida, Paris, blah, blah, blah..



ME: Oh yeah, this Summer i went to an amusement park, and went swimming once.





THEM:  And...?




ME:  Oh, yeah! I played video games, and was on Witty- i mean an awesome online website that  you don't know about.




THEM: Oh, um, thats WAY better than what we did!


ME: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....