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*My brother is singing in the shower* Me: Stop singing. Him:

*My brother is singing in the shower*
Me:
Stop singing.
Him: What?
Me: STOP SINGING. IT'S LAME.
Him: DARYL. WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS ARE FREE. 
Him: MY BALLS
Him: AND MY SOUL.
Me: .... Have you been going on Witty?
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me:
Him:
Me:
Him:
..... Maybe.

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posted August 19, 2012 at 9:09am UTC tagged with funny

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