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Regular people in the shower: Wash, rinse, and repeat. Me in

Regular people in the shower: Wash, rinse, and repeat. 

Me in the shower: Accepting award.
Me in the shower: Pretending I'm filming for a shampoo commercial.
Me in the shower: Pretending I'm in a scene from my favorite T.V show
Me in the shower: Thinks about life problems.
Me in the shower: Performs as my favorite singer (and dancer)  
Me in the shower: Twerks as if my life depends on it. (Even though I'd end up dying cause I can't twerk. BUT YANNO PRACTICE.)
Me in the shower: Gets paranoid about the bugs and murderes that could be hiding on the other side of my shower curtain and decides to get out. 
 

4 Comments

mickeyme333 1 decade ago
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LMFAOO. Twerking in the shower. lolol.
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ghost town girl* 1 decade ago
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this is literally exactly what i do lol /high five/
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Maddyhj 1 decade ago
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Wooo *high five back*
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LcCl 1 decade ago
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oh my gosh. i thought i was the only one.
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Maddyhj

posted October 9, 2012 at 8:54pm UTC tagged with funny

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