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How To Kill An IntroVert - Poison them and the antidote on the

How To Kill An IntroVert

- Poison them and the antidote on the other side of a party
- Stare them to death by putting a stranger in the middle of their kitchen
- Stab them and make them ask for help in a crowed lecture hall

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batmancupcake57girl

posted January 24, 2013 at 7:48pm UTC tagged with funny, true, introvert

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