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Power: Goes out Me: Dies

Power: *Goes out*
Me: *Dies*

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posted June 26, 2013 at 3:51pm UTC tagged with funny, true

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Sorry if this is rather long, but these are my actual thoughts. *Swimsuit shopping* My mom: I'm going to go look somewhere else. I'll text you when I'm on my way back. Me: Okay Me: Me: *Looking at swimsuits* Me: *Five minutes later* Me: SO MANY CHOICES Me: Phew. Start at the begining. Me: *Looks at ridiculous push up swimsuit top* Me: Hmmm there's a problem here. Me: *Looks at extremely stylish, modern, not sleasy swimsuit* Price Tag: $67.00 Me: NOPE. Me: *Goes to try on different, nice looking swimsuit* Me: *Looks in mirror* Me: Ew. I've gotta work out. I'll start tomorrow. Me: Me: Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Good one. Me: I crack myself up. Me: Excercise...funny. Me: *Walks to checkout* Me: *Insecurely stares at everyone around me* Me: I'm being judged. *hisses* Me: *Cries in mind* Don't judge meeeee Me: You're judging. Me: You don't even know me or my story! Me: I don't have a story... awkward. Me: YOU ARE JUDGING ME BY MY SWIMSUIT Me: *Gets swimsuit* Me: Done. Me: Done with humanity.
Drinking a lot of Root Beer when you were little, &pretending to be drunk.

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