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Mom: WHO ARE YOU TEXTING? Me: MY CRACK DEALER

Mom: WHO ARE YOU TEXTING?

Me: MY CRACK DEALER

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posted July 10, 2013 at 5:32pm UTC tagged with moms, days, funny

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Here I am starring, at your perfection in my arms So beautiful The sky is getting bright, the starts are burnin' out Somebody slow it down This is way to hard, cuz I know when the sun comes up I will leave This is my last glance that will soon be memories. - Maroon 5
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