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I'm the only one on Facebook because everyone has iPhones,

I'm the only one on Facebook because everyone has iPhones, so they go on Instagram, Vine, Snapchat, and all the other phone apps.
Then I'm on Witty like: "I don't know you people, but I love you!!!"

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Heidi*

posted November 26, 2013 at 8:57pm UTC tagged with funny, instagram, iphone, wittyprofiles, snapchat, vine

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