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Only 2 things can change a women's mood1- I love you2- 50% discount

Only 2 things can change a women's mood
1- I love you
2- 50% discount

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secondaccount 9 years ago

true x)

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posted August 10, 2014 at 1:38pm UTC tagged with funny, famous, quote

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