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Me:I have a joke to tell youBrother: what is it?Me: sexBrother:I

Me:I have a joke to tell you

Brother: what is it?

Me: sex

Brother:I don't get it.

Me: and you never will

Brother: .........

By the way this was after a fight.

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posted April 6, 2015 at 5:12am UTC tagged with funny, love, quote

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I live in Australia and on the news this man is getting charged for giving his little girl cannabis oil because she had cancer. The oil was actually HELPING her get better. Cannabis oil doesn't make you high. Don't you think the police should have better things to do other than arresting a father who was only trying to help his daughter. I mean there are kids stealing cars and breaking into peoples' homes and the police are worried about this.Cannabis oil is helpful for epileptic fits and lots of other things. There was a woman who was only 50 years old and had the bones of a 100 year old. She couldn't walk or anything but when she started to take the oil she could get up and walk around. I know lots of people won't agree with me and you don't have to but if this stuff is helping people who have cancer, epilepsy and other problems I think it should be legal.(Sorry if there are lots of spelling mistakes autocorrect keeps changing the words to other words)
Dad: shouting at me to come to him for a minuteMe: *upstairs* runs down jumps over mountains and everything Dad: pass the remote :-DMe: -__-

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