Birthday Quote #7080980
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I forgot to buy you a card. Sorry. Please accept this quote

I forgot to buy you a card.

Sorry.

Please accept this quote as an alternative.

Happy birthday, Laura!

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MissyLizzie

posted April 22, 2023 at 1:38pm UTC tagged with birthday, happy, quote

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