BlameTheRain

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BlameTheRain's Favorite Quotes







roses are red,
foxes are clever,
i like your butt,
let  me  touch it forever

 

[me without you is like]
sneaker without laces
geek without braces
asentencewithoutspaces

me without you is like
salt without pepper
steppin without a stepper

me without you is like
a [microphone] without a singer
bee without a stinger
churchbells without a ringer

me without you is like
Big Dan without Little Ann
wolf without its clan
stove without a pan

because

me and you are like
Lilo and Stitch
Abercrombie and Fitch
mac and cheese
thank you and please
bees and honey
[Easter and bunnies]
sleeping and dreams
cookies and cream
scones and jam
green eggs and ham
PB & J
[I'll never go away]
no matter what you say
I'm here to stay
You and me are best friends forever
we'll always stick together
and never say never

forever and ever 
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"I trusted you, but now your words mean nothing to me, because your actions spoke the truth."
~Drake

*Tutoring in a class i have*
Tutor: UGH Im Soooo tired!!
Boy: They left...
Tutor: Who?!
Boy: The people who care...
   
*True Story*

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NMF
Hey babe (;

We broke up over a month ago, its over, unless you want to do other....things ;)

Oooh, what do you have in mind? (;

Illegal things...

What type of illegal things?

Kill you.




Nmq-

Dear boys who say suck it,
     
    My mom told me not to put small things in my mouth.


   Sincerely,
   I'll take her advice 


 

        :D

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone.
{Oh Really. What is that?}
Its just that...your numbers not in it. 

*a lady who was three months pregnant went into a coma; six months later, she woke up*

Lady: WHAT HAPPENED???
Dr. : You gave birth to two perfectly healthy twin babies. One boy and one girl. Your brother named them.
Lady: WHY DID YOU LET MY BROTHER NAME THEM?!?!?!? HE IS AN IDIOT!!!
Dr. :Well, the girl's name is Denise.
Lady: Oh, That's not that bad! What is the boy's name?
Dr. : Denephew