MagicRockets

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Joined: June 11, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 181979

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Parents:Who are you texting?
Parents:Who are you calling?
Parents:Who are you chatting with?
Me:Jake from State Farm.
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Me: Who made the first fruitstand?
Mom: I don't know, who?
Me: Eve.
Mom: Why?
Me:  'Cause she made Adam's banana stand.
Mom:...
Me: ....
Mom:  The real world isn't ready for you, go back to your computer.


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Did you hear Adele is pregnant? 
Well, I guess someone has been rolling in her deep.


 
  

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lol, its okay.  
You only f/cking broke me.


nmf/tumblr.(:

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So wait....
When my parents played peek a boo with me when I was a kid..

They didn't actually disappear?

 

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me: *calls grocery store* do you have cotton balls?
guy on phone: yes.
me: does it tickle when you walk?
guy on phone: *click*
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You better  
take good care of your eyes, because they're
the only balls you've got...

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How To Freak People Out #1  
run into a random crowd, hug the first person you see and scream, "I TOLD YOU I'D GET OUT OF PRISON!!"
comment if you think i should make a series, im not doing this for likes i just want to know if anyone would actually read it :)
 

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Boy:I wanna be a superhero guess my name
Girl:'Superman?Iroman?
Boy:YOURMAN :)
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Yes Dad,every guy I know is my boyfriend-_-
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