Minialarm

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Joined: July 12, 2012
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HI
AND HAVE A NICE DAY
LIKE :HALO MINECRAFT ZELDA PC WITTY KONGREGATE FRIV MY CATS: LIKE
HATE :CREEPERS STALKERS A'SHOL'ES RAP'ST S MURDERERS RUBBERS: HATE
(SH*T I SPELT RUBBERS WRONG)
FOLLOW I FOLLOW BACK
I EATED U
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Minialarm's Favorite Quotes

 

Math is a drama queen.

 It seriously can't have that many problems.
 

 

19 0 Ali_Tex98 Ali_Tex98
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: ) Smiliey face
; ) Winky face
: * Kissy face
 :Y Duck face!


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I never understood why they have life jackets under our seats on planes instead of parachutes..

 

 

36 0 Ali_Tex98 Ali_Tex98
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me: hi

family: OMG she's out of her cave!!!! it's a miracle!!!!! lololololol

me: bye


-nmq
277 1 HeyitsAmia HeyitsAmia
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So, like...





thia guy at my school

told me to play slender man game


and so like i was curious to see other peoples reactions


and i saw one video

where this person was all like



"OHMIGOSH I SAW HIM IN REAL LIFE NOT ON THE GAME!!!! DO NOT WATCH VIDEOS ABOUT HIM OR ELSE YOU WILL BE RISKING YOUR OWN LIFE!!!"


















am i the only one who thinks hes not gonna kill me ._.


 
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famous


Random Person: Haha you're really witty, you know.
Me: ...
My Cat:
My Dog:
Steve:
Gangman Style Guy:
My Brother:
My Mother:
My Teacher:
Me: He Knows...


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*My Mom Waking Me Up For School*
My Mom: GET UP! IT'S 8:30 AND YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE!
Me: Oh My God, I better hurry up. *Gets ready in 5 minutes*
Me *Looks at the time*
Me: 7:30.... My own mother lied to me.


553 11 Pluto* Pluto*
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♚
Stop
Being
Calm And Start Being Awesome
Instead.
 

279 0 Pluto* Pluto*
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My Cats: *Cuddling and acting cute*
Me: Oh My God, they're so cute! I should totally take a picture of this! 
Me: *Takes out camera*
My Cats: She's about to take a picture... Quick, lick your butt!
My Cats: Meow. *lick lick lick*
Me: ...F.uck you.


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