OhSnapItsNikki

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I hate being “hated”.
Especially when the person who claims to “hate” me
has never even spoken to me before.
Stupid judgments and assumptions.

 

 

This quote does not exist.

Me:

*Walks into mall*

Me:

Woo, air conditioning.

Me:

*Looks at mom*

Me:

I swear to god, I'm the only teenager who has to come to the mall with their mom.

Me:

Me:

Me:

*Looks at a group of teenagers*

Me:

You b/tches look like the cast of 90210

Me:

Me:

I'm so jealous.

Me:

*Sniff*

Me:

Hollister is just around the corner.

Me:

*Sniff sniff*

Me:

Across from Abercrombie and fitch.

Me:

Me:

I bet that whole hallway smells like teenage boys and stuck up girls.

Me:

Me:

Ohhh that outfits so freakin' PRETTY.

Me:

*Looks at price tag*

Me:

*Walks away sadly*

Me:

Me:

He's so hot.

Me:

Hey Mr. Hotty

Me:

*Walks a little farther away from mom*

Me:

Hey Mr. Hot hotty hot stuff hot guy hot like chilly peppers

Me:

*Attempted wink turns into awkward blinking*

Me:

Oh you have a girlfriend.

Me:

Me:

Me:

Forever alone.

Me:

*Walks into store with family*

Mom:

Oh, this looks like a lovely shirt! Do you like it? *Holds up hideous blouse*

Me:

No, mom.

Mom:

But its-

Me:

No.

Me:

*Walks out of store*

Me:

Me:

Ohh forever21

Me:

*peeks in store*

Me:

Too many teenage girls that are prettier than me.

Me:

Too jealous.

Me:

ABORT ABORT.

Me:

Me:

Me:

Ooh, smells like pretzels and cinnamon.

Me:

But thats how they get you.

Me:

Put that obnoxious smell out in the air so it'll make you come in.

Me:

... It's like Hollister..

Me:

But with pretzels.

Me:

Me:

Me:

*Walks into build-a-bear*

Me:

*Builds a bear*

Me:

I'm gonna call you Ted

Me:

*Hugs Ted*

Me:

Just know that in a couple of weeks you'll probably be under my bed in a pile of lint.

Me:

Me:

*Sees group of teenagers*

Me:

*Gives bear to mom to save the embarrassment of walking around with a teddy*

Me:

Sorry Ted.

Me:

It's not me, it's you.

Me:

Me:

Me:

*Makes eyecontact with girl*

Me:

B/tch I hate you.

Me:

Fall off a cliff.

Me:

*Walks farther away from girl*

Me:

I'm so jealous of her, she's so pretty.

Me:

Mom:

We should be going now.

Me:

I didn't even get anything.

Mom:

WELL HURRY UP AND GET A SHIRT.

Me:

*Hurries in random store and a pair of earrings*

Mom:

This is all you want?

Me:

Yeah.

Mom:

*Buys stuff*

Me:

Me:

Santa Claus:

The Queen of England:

Shoelace:

Bob Marley:

Me:

Pathetic.

Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
                      Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
This quote does not exist.
She's sitting in her room,
and in her bed she lies.
With the music turned up loud,
to drown out all her cries.
She keeps reading through the texts,
that she knows 'sorry' just won't fix.
And she's dreaming of a place,
where happy endings still exsist.
She keeps going through the photo's,
and all of the memories fade to black.
And the thought keeps running through her mind,
"He'll never take me back."
He's sitting in his bedroom,
lying on his bed.
Reading through the messages,
regretting everything he said.
The x-box is on the floor,
along with every game.
And he used to play with her,
but now it's not the same.
His music's turned up loud,
to drown out all his cries.
And he knows it will never be enough,
to just apologize.
While he starts to think about it more,
he knows he lost his own bestfriend.
And that's when he whispers through his tears,
"She'll never love me again."


 
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blacklace



If you were a cookie, you'd be a

whoreo

- - - -

 

 

Why do people cry on the last day of school?
The right time to cry is on the first day of school.

 


It hurts the worst when

the person that made you feel so special yesterday,

makes you feel so unwanted today.

 

 

 

nmq/nmf

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