Me on a regular day:
Mom: I'm
really sorry honey, but your hamster died.
Me: It's okay. I'm sure he
is in hamster heaven now.
Me on my period:
Mom: They didn't have any raspberries at the
store today, but I bought some stawberries and grapes!
Me: WTF!! I wanted raspberries. This
has got to be the worst day of my life!! *Storms off
crying*