carlieegirl

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Joined: November 21, 2010
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user id: 135108

LOLOL, fuck haters.


 
 

carlieegirl's Favorite Quotes


~Three reasons to stand up~

1. To get the remote
2. To go to the bathroom
3. Because you're the real Slim Shady
"Are you okay?"
"Yeah, i'm just Tired..."
(T)orn Apart
(I)nsecure
(R)eally faking my smile,
(E)xtrememly sad,
(D)rowning in my tears
Don't worry i'm just tired...

 




I'm going to bed (phrase) - Making your parents think you're going to
sleep so you can play on your computer in your room for hours.



 
"We just got out award and we
Already broke it.
So that's a good start."
-Liam Payne

why does everyone have to be so much prettier than me.



Justin Bieber and One Direction:

Justin: Aye wanna come over to my house after the VMAs are over?
Zayn: Sure man.
Niall: OMG ASDFGHJKLKTRLKFGH
Liam: Uh, I can't. I have a date with my girlfriend.
Louis: Yeah me too sorry bro.
Harry: I wanna come.
Justin: Oh you can't.
Harry: Why not?
Justin: Your hair is the problem.
Harry: What the–
Justin: You see, Niall, Zayn and I have straight hair. You don't. That will ruin the symmetry.
Harry: Dude are you serious?! Like, what the hell?
Justin: Yes I'm serious. Next time you want to hang out with us, you'd better straighten your hair.
Harry: It's because I asked your mom out, isn't it?




Does anyone else get really annoyed
When you click on someone's profile and music starts playing?


Me in September: This year I am going to study hard and get all of my homework done and take good notes and get all A's!
Me in October: Lol, screw it.

So you're wondering what happened to Ke$ha?
She turned normal
O.o
#VMAs