Justin Bieber and One
Direction:
Justin: Aye wanna
come over to my house after the VMAs are over?
Zayn: Sure man.
Niall: OMG ASDFGHJKLKTRLKFGH
Liam: Uh, I can't. I have a date with my
girlfriend.
Louis: Yeah me too sorry bro.
Harry: I wanna come.
Justin: Oh you can't.
Harry: Why not?
Justin: Your hair is the problem.
Harry: What the–
Justin: You see, Niall, Zayn and I have straight
hair. You don't. That will ruin the symmetry.
Harry: Dude are you serious?! Like, what the
hell?
Justin: Yes I'm serious. Next time you want to
hang out with us, you'd better straighten your hair.
Harry: It's because I asked your mom out,
isn't it?