chocolatemonkeys

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Joined: February 1, 2011
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  Use Him, Abuse Him, Throw Him Away, Because That Way I'll Make Sure That, This Time, He'll Be Here   To Stay
Cauliflower is made when Broccoli gets really scared... BOO :)
credit to my friend Nick

U KNOW WE LIVE IN A MESSED UP WORLD WHEN:

WE PUT LEASHES ON OUR KIDS AND SWEATERS ON OUR DOGS, 

U CAN GET PIZZA FASTER THEN A AMBULANCE,

AND ALL PEOPLE CARE ABOUT IS CHARLEY SHEEN AND REBECCA BLACK

 

so, Bruno Mars eactly how do you dougie while your sitting down,.?

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People ask me,
"Why don't you buy mechanical pencils?"

Then I sharpen my pencil and say,
" so i can go up a wait behind him and hope he glances at me!!!"


 
Life is like a dick, sometimes it gets hard for no reason.! ;)
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Would you like a side of EPIC with that FAIL??