soccertay5

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Hi........

soccertay5's Favorite Quotes

 

 
 
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
 
what
Nothing they just waved

 
Oh?
Did you sea what I did there?
 
 
No.
I'm shore you did...

 
How do you have friends?

 

Don't be such a beach.

 

What Guys Think Girls Do At Sleepovers: Pillow fights in bra and underwear.

What Girls Really Do At Sleepovers:
Friend- Did you just fart?
Other Friend- Yep.

Wanna hear a clean joke?


Johny was taking a bath with bubbles.

Wanna hear a dirty joke?


Bubbles was a man.

 





You  know  who  I'm  in  love  with?


Read the first word again.



 

 

 

i got kicked out of math class today.
Why?!

 

i guess the answer to "what comes after 69" isn't mouthwash.
i love you, man.

 

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Don't let your mind wander,

 its far too small to be let out on its own.
 


That awkward moment;;
when the guy you like, ask who you like...


This quote does not exist.




Fact ;; 
you can't look up & stick your tongue out at the same time.
fave if you just tried..