tayloxo3

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i did play sports...
and then i realized 
you can buy trophies.
now im
good at everything




 

 
•      •      •
s a y  n o  t o  r a c i s m.

A white woman
about 51 years old,
was seated next to a
black man on an airplane.

Obviously disturbed by this,
she called the air hostess.

“Madam, what is the matter?”
the hostess asked.

“You obviously do not see it,”she responded.
“You placed me next to a  black man.
I do not agree to sit next to someone from
such a repugnant group. Give me
an alternative seat.”

“Be calm please,” the hostess replied.
“Almost all the places on this flight are taken.
I will go to see if another place is available.”

The Hostess went away and then
came back a few minutes later.

“Ma'am, I spoke to the captain and he informed
me that there is also no seat in the business class.
All the same, we still have one place in the first class."

Before the woman could say anything,
the hostess continued, “It is not usual for our
company to permit someone from the economy
class to sit in the first class. However, given
the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be
scandalous to make someone sit
next to someone so disgusting
.”

The hostess turned to the black man and said
 “Therefore, Sir, if you would like to,
please collect your hand luggage,
a seat awaits you in first class.”

At that moment, the other passengers
who were shocked by what they had just
witnessed stood up and applauded.
•      •      •
 

This quote does not exist.
This quote does not exist.
                              there's no

real
definition of love,

because
you
          make your own

 

Carly: 
Spencer, you need to get off the kitchen table.

Spencer:
 
Why? Is Santa Claus here to tell me I'm ugly and have no friends?
 

Girl: I love you.
Boy: I love you too, baby.
Girl: I love you more.
Boy: No you don't.
Girl: Says who?
Boy: Me.
Girl: Well, I say you're wrong.

Boy: I say you're beautiful.





* True story.
This is why I love him.



Spencer: "Nice to see you, Ms. Briggs, or now that I'm older, may I call you Margaret?"

Ms. Briggs: "You may not."


Spencer: "Why?"

Ms. Briggs: "My name is Francine!"



Icarly(:
one day the teacher asked johnny,
"johnny, if there were three birds on a wire and you threw a rock at one of them how many birds would be left?" johnny sed "none because the other two would get scared and fly away." the teacher replied, "no, but i like the way you think." the next day johnny decided to ask his teacher a question. he said, "there are three women sitting on a bench with a popsicle. one is licking. the second is biting and the third is sucking. which woman is married?" the teacher sed "the one whos sucking. johnny smiled at her and sed no the one with a wedding ring on but

ilikethewayyouthink(;

joke from a friend(:
*notmine*
faaav?♥