Quotes added on Tuesday, March 23 2004
Men Are Like...
Men are like... place mats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like... mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like... bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like... government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
Men are like... parking spots.
All the good ones are taken.
Men are like... copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it...haha
Men are like... lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like... bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like... high heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like... miniskirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs
ok i realli dont get the point of this so sry if u think it is gay
Men are like... place mats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like... mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like... bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like... government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
Men are like... parking spots.
All the good ones are taken.
Men are like... copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it...haha
Men are like... lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like... bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like... high heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like... miniskirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs
ok i realli dont get the point of this so sry if u think it is gay
~* Things to do at a boring movie*~
1. Wear a top hat.
2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
3. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
4. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
5. Make a noise like your passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."
6. Starting wheezing and ask the person next to
you if you have some Juiji fruits for your asthma
7. During the previews,yell,"Can you fast-forward it?"
8. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious,
say, "Watch out!!"
9. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
10. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls
bathroom is flooding
11. Yell out what is going to happen.
12. Tell the man next to you that you have
diarrhea and wink while smiling
13. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get
popcorn yell,"I'm Batman! Hahahahaha!!!!!" and
run away
14. Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming
through the exit.
15. Say that they cannot sit next to you
because your invisible friend already is.
16. Yell out loud, "Stop molesting me!"
lol
hehe
im me if u want
1. Wear a top hat.
2. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
3. Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
4. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
5. Make a noise like your passing gas and go, "Ahhh..."
6. Starting wheezing and ask the person next to
you if you have some Juiji fruits for your asthma
7. During the previews,yell,"Can you fast-forward it?"
8. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious,
say, "Watch out!!"
9. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
10. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girls
bathroom is flooding
11. Yell out what is going to happen.
12. Tell the man next to you that you have
diarrhea and wink while smiling
13. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get
popcorn yell,"I'm Batman! Hahahahaha!!!!!" and
run away
14. Yell, "Fire!" and moon the people coming
through the exit.
15. Say that they cannot sit next to you
because your invisible friend already is.
16. Yell out loud, "Stop molesting me!"
lol
hehe
im me if u want
I SAW THIS ON A T SHIRT
right over the b00bs it says
HEY NOT EVERYTHING IS FLAT IN KANSAS!!
right over the b00bs it says
HEY NOT EVERYTHING IS FLAT IN KANSAS!!
You Know You're an Idiot When...
* you put lipstick on the forehead because you wanted to makeup your mind.
* you get stabbed in a shoot-out.
* you send a fax with a stamp on it.
* you're on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"
* you try to drown a fish.
* someone gives you a penny for your intelligence, and you have to give them
change.
* you think socialism means partying.
* you trip over a cordless phone.
* you take a ruler to bed to see how long you slept.
* At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" you put
"Sagittarius."
* you take 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
* you study for a blood test and fail. * invent a solar powered flashlight.
* you sell the car for gas money.
* you heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, you move.
* you miss the 44 bus, and take the 22 twice instead.
* you take someone to the airport, see a sign that says, "Airport left", and then
turn around and go home.
* you get locked in Furniture Shop and sleep on the floor.
* try to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
lol
k
i m me cuz im bored
!!plz!!
* you put lipstick on the forehead because you wanted to makeup your mind.
* you get stabbed in a shoot-out.
* you send a fax with a stamp on it.
* you're on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"
* you try to drown a fish.
* someone gives you a penny for your intelligence, and you have to give them
change.
* you think socialism means partying.
* you trip over a cordless phone.
* you take a ruler to bed to see how long you slept.
* At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" you put
"Sagittarius."
* you take 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
* you study for a blood test and fail. * invent a solar powered flashlight.
* you sell the car for gas money.
* you heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, you move.
* you miss the 44 bus, and take the 22 twice instead.
* you take someone to the airport, see a sign that says, "Airport left", and then
turn around and go home.
* you get locked in Furniture Shop and sleep on the floor.
* try to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
lol
k
i m me cuz im bored
!!plz!!
.:*All you have to do is smile
(*)and at that moment
.:*I know that everything will be alright
(*)if I just keep falling in love with you
.:*over and over again
,¡|ivi|¡,
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(*)and at that moment
.:*I know that everything will be alright
(*)if I just keep falling in love with you
.:*over and over again
,¡|ivi|¡,
¹i|¡,¡|i¹
(.:*(everyhing)*:.)
)*:.) about (.:*(
(.:*( you )*:.)
)*:.)drives (.:*(
(.:*( me )*:.)
)*:.) wild! (.:*(
)*:.) about (.:*(
(.:*( you )*:.)
)*:.)drives (.:*(
(.:*( me )*:.)
)*:.) wild! (.:*(
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